The Incompleters are complete.
Every team in John’s NCAA bracket—the schools with the lower graduation rate in each game—is out. He is in 87th place of 87 in his office pool. (Is there a booby prize?) The Completers are in 66th place as of Sunday night, with Cornell and Duke still alive. There’s no chance for a decent showing, but at least the Completers beat the Incompleters, which should please Arne Duncan.